I smoke to die

  You blog to get out your thoughts and have them public. I blog to get my thoughts out and have them ignored.

  So excuse the way I write. I don't use big words or a silly style of writing to sound smart. Actually, it's quite the opposite. 

  I happen to NOT be smart and I'd prefer if my writing reflected that.

kthxbai

-Alyssa

  P.S. nobody brought this up. I was just thinking it.

  P.P.S. I TOTALLY split the infinitive in the sixth sentence. Get over it.